Digital Cameras, and how they ruined Flip Cup forever

There once was a time where groups of people could establish a legit buzz, just from flipping plastic cups. Every time those people flipped there cups they had a great buzz. The golden era had there World War 2, and we had our flip cup.

However, it was snatched beneath us before we even had a chance to defend ourselves. With the new Millennium came new forms of technology. One of those peaces of hardware was the digital camera.

It was a great tool, finally we have pictures of ourselves indulging in what we do best. We get hammered every weekend, not just at weddings, and birthdays. Camera's went from a once in a while thing, to documenting the Tuesday night you had last week that you don't remember.

And that was cool, we're all down with getting retarded on a Tuesday night. BUT unfortunately digital cameras ruined the world. It has gotten to the point where we can't come back from it. It was all innocent and we thought these small cameras that we can carry around in our pockets would be awesome. Sweet 16, confirmation, Bar/Bah mitzvah's were all reasons to buy someone a camera. We all heard about the world where robots took over and murdered us all. Well cameras are the robots, and smiles and upside down red cups are the victims.

Beer games, thats right we've all played flip cup. Camera's are a disruptive tool for this nation, and for the world. Flipping cups on a Saturday night had its hands full with people taking off to piss, and answer phone calls. But now we have this camera bullshit. And this isn't anything new, its been around since about 2003.

I love flipping plastic cups that are red. And I love downing that gulp of beer before it. But what gets me is the people that insist on taking team pictures, EVERY FUCKING ROUND. In an ideal world, beer and fast food would be healthy. But in a perfect world people would flip there cup, land it, and after they landed it immediately fill it up with the only beer thats Natural. So by the time the rounds over the foam has settled.

But thats something our generation can not have. And its sad, cause I know my 2 grandmothers were out the flipping cups just like I was, and they didn't give shit about team pictures, they wanted that 'W'. So heres to the greatest generation that ever did it.

OH and heres a small complaint.

If it wasn't bad enough that you made the elevator that I was in on the way to the first floor stop at the second floor. You had to come in, and press that that glowing first floor button like I had forgot to press it. First of all your ass should be on the stairs and second of all, don't press buttons that had already been pressed. That pisses me off more than anything. Just walk in, see that where going to the same place, assume we have something in common and thats it...