Melky my son,

Please Tell me you see whats going on around you MELKY!

Melky please tell my you are witnessing whiteboy Brett take your job right from under you. All while you and Cano where joking like the Yankees would take you both on like you were the next to be, the next to be.(not a typo)

You seriouse Melkman? This is it for you, last horah, this is all you get. Your buddy Cano, he's got the skills to stick around for a while but even he's questionable.

Melkman, you did realize this was your last chance right? You did realize Spring Training would be a test right? Please tell me you didn't walk in here like you didn't have something to prove? Oh you didn't you, Well Melkman, hopefully you see you another time. Cause you just can't cut it. I'm sorry you took this as a joke, but theres thousands out there just like me that don't give a **** about you and your cute "I dont know how to speak english bullshit."

We are way over you, you cost us way too much, we never really cared for you in the first place. And I love the fact that WHITEBOY Gardner is making it rain aweseomness all over your ass. And your standing like "¿QUE?."

Yeah thats whiteboy magic, thats the I'm gonna make it no matter what- that your family thought they installed in you. Not the we made Robby, We made it!, shit that you tried to pull over the real fans eyes.

Its sickening what your tried to pull over the fans of New York. I don't even want to know how the fans from your country feel. Maybe next year, maybe if you bust your ass, maybe if have to work for it. Be a fucking romodel Melky, not the reason everyone expects somthing for nothing.

Get in Before its Late

I started writing my book on how I made millions from OneSeason.com. I haven't made the millions yet, that should be the easy part. Writing books can take a while so I'm just gonna start now, and hopefully will be done around the time I make my first million.

Anyways I currently own .067% of Ovechkins soul.

Burnett likes the backside

A.J Burnett, meanwhile, was asked what he thought of Andy Pettitte and Joba Chamberlain being on the back end of the rotation.

“I’m not sure there is a back end,” he said.

IM BACK - Saw this on Facebook
After a good day buzz I figured I start it back up, its not about Arod, but probably will be next time. I gotta nap before my floor hockey game tonight.

1.YOUR REAL NAME:
Justin Robert Browne

2.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:(mother and fathers middle names)
Carmelo Patrick

3.NASCAR NAME:(first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Vinny Kenneth

4.STAR WARS NAME:(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
BROJU

5.DETECTIVE NAME:(favorite color, favorite animal)
Green Dingo

6.SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name, town where you were born)
Robert Bethpage

7.SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Green Natural

8.FLY NAME:(first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
JUBR

9.STREET NAME:(fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Moose Tracks Oreo

10. PORN NAME: (1st pet's name, street you grew up on)
Peanut Harvest(way too good)

11.YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of last name plus izzle)
Broizzle

13.YOUR IRAQI.. NAME:(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)
ROROINWNE

14.YOUR GOTH NAME:(black, and the name of one of your pets)
BLACK Venassa(not so much)

15. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Double Black Candy Buttons

THE JETS ARE WHY I DON'T GO TO CHURCH

Put this on Mangini's Christmas list.

Why does that fat mess insist on taking players that are meant for the 4-3 and trying to cram them into the 3-4? WHY?

I'll tell you why. Because he's an awful coach. He a great assistant and he can work on a small part of a team and make them brilliant. But without some guidance he's a nobody. He's got nothing, nothing but a New England Super Bowl ring. He couldn't carry Belichicks cut sweat shirt sleeve scraps.

Theres is however light at the end of this tunnel. I know I know theres not even a tunnel, that collapsed on the Jets a long time ago. But I'll convince my self that the Jets will fire Mangini this year and pick up Cowher. And he'll be the answer right? NOOO, we'll be debating Clemens or Ratliff for the next 3 years cause we drafted a Punter with the 11th pick in the 09 Draft.

I could easily root for the Giants, but I'm not a faggot.

Nuff Said

Lanes open, time to take it.

And oh, Ted Ginn Jr, Your a faggot.

90's AOL Chain Letter

Bored so I dug up a 90's Chain Letter...

5o PREFERENCES ... Fill these out according
to you. Send to the person who sent this to you and many others.

1. Pierce your nose or tongue? Neither
2. Be serious or be funny? Both at the same time
3. Boxers or briefs? Briefs
4. Whole or skim milk? WHOLE!
5. Single or Taken? Single
6. Simple or complicated? Whats the difference?
7. Law or anarchy? Law
8. Flowers or angels? Curtis Martin
9. Grey or gray? Gray - The Alien from Cool Boarders 2 that is.
10. Read or write? Write
11. Color or black-and-white photos? B&W
12. Sunrise or sunset? Sunrise
13. M&M's or Skittles? Reese's Pieces
14. Rap or rock? Tough, Rock at the moment
15. Stay up late or wake up late? Same thing no?
16. TV or Radio? Radio
17. Is it POP or SODA? Soda
18. X or O in Tic-tac-toe? O
20. Eat an apple or an orange? Florida Orange
21. What came first the chicken or the egg? Eggs are for breakfast and breakfast is before lunch.
22. Hot or Cold? Prefer Cold, but always hot.
24. Tall members of the opposite sex or short? Short
25. Sun or moon? Sun
26. Emerald or ruby? Emerald....BAM!
28. Left or right? Right mmm maybe left
29. 10 acquaintances or 1 best friend? 10 Acquaintances
30. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? Vanella
31. High or Drunk? Drunk
32. Green beans or carrots? Baby carrots
33. Low fat or fat free? (So 90's) Neither
34. What is your biggest fear in the world? Jets reaching the SuperBowl and losing
36. Kids or no kids? KIDS
37. Cat or dog? Dog
38. Half empty or half full? Empty
39. Mustard or ketchup? haha come on...
40. Hard cover books or soft cover books? Soft
41. Newspaper or magazine? Journo's suck so neither.
42. Sandals or sneakers? Sandals
43. Wonder or amazement? Amazement?
44. Red car or white car? Black car
45. Happy and poor or sad and rich? Everyones is always all of them.
46. Singing or dancing? Screaming and flailing is more like it.
47. Hugging or Kissing? Kissing
48. Corduroy or plaid? Solid all solids...
49. Happy or sad? Weak HAPPY
50. Purple or green? J-E-T-S JETS JETS GREEN

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